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Ripped it off someone's blog. Dear Mom, > >It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing >you. I had to elope >with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a >scene with Dad and you. > >I've been finding real passion with John and he is so >nice - even with all >his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle >clothes. But it's not >only the passion mom, I'm pregnant and John said that >we will be very >happy. > >He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack >of firewood for the >whole winter. He wants to have many more children with >me and that's now >one of my dreams too. > >John taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt >anyone and we'll be >growing it for us and trading it with his friends for >all the cocaine and >ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that >science will find a cure >for AIDS so John can get better; he sure deserves it!! > > >Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how >to take care of >myself. Some day I'm sure we'll be back to visit so >you can get to know >your >grandchildren. > >Your daughter, >Judith > >PS : Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the >neighbor's house. I >just wanted to remind you that there are worse things >in life than my >report >card that's in my desk drawer. > >I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home. True true. Anyone wanna try this method? =p i peeked at the world thru mie lil eyes 9:18 PM
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